I have a really good dentist I can refer you to.
That color on you is worse than someone putting pink lights on a christmas tree.
After a dinner party at your friends’ … next time it’s ok to let someone else do the cooking.
You are a control freak so I must say goodbye.
Maybe your son would enjoy soccer instead.
Please leave before I forget that hitting someone is a crime.
What were you doing there in the first place.
How could you pick that name for your baby and expect her to be ok In life.
If you say “I just don’t understand how that could happen to someone” one more time, I’m going to …
Did you think to ask more questions when you were dating her.
Please do not enter your child in the beauty contest.
You said you don’t date men shorter than you – what! you are engaged.
If you ask me again how much money I make you can pick up the dinner tab.
You are thirty years old and chewing with your mouth open – where was your mother?
Please stop talking as I stopped listening an hour ago.
God, grant me the serenity to accetpt the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can.
And wisdom to know the difference.