I rent a movie, make popcorn, and hit play to realize I’ve seen this movie before.
The person sitting next to me on the plane cracks their gum.
I find a parking spot right near the door, only to find out that entrance is locked.
The weather forecast for the next five days is rain.
My granddaughter tells me that her mom and dad are thinking about moving out of state.
I step into the elevator and someone says, “Hi Marjorie”, and I have no idea who they are.
I show up for church and everyone is leaving – I forgot to set my clocks back.
Some voice on the phone says “please tells us the reason that you are calling”.
The person in front of me at the checkout is searching for their coupons.
Let’s just say, I eat a lot of chocolate.